I just...I don't even know. Whatever you smoke, I need about a metric ton of it.
And this is curious, because of all things she assumes Mulder would be good at, unsnapping bras has to be in the top five.
She moves that down to tenth place on her mental list, under “sunflower seed shucking” and “general housekeeping.”
She can’t help but furrow her brow. Sure, they aren’t the largest breasts in the world, but nobody has ever complained before, and everyone usually stops to visit It’s a Small World before going for the E-Ticket ride.
She knows she's drunk when she starts comparing her body to Disneyland.
You are the prize in my Cracker Jacks. XDDDDD Never change.
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Date: 2009-04-09 01:35 pm (UTC)And this is curious, because of all things she assumes Mulder would be good at, unsnapping bras has to be in the top five.
She moves that down to tenth place on her mental list, under “sunflower seed shucking” and “general housekeeping.”
She can’t help but furrow her brow. Sure, they aren’t the largest breasts in the world, but nobody has ever complained before, and everyone usually stops to visit It’s a Small World before going for the E-Ticket ride.
She knows she's drunk when she starts comparing her body to Disneyland.
You are the prize in my Cracker Jacks. XDDDDD Never change.