Je Souhaite: Episode Captions

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

Title: Je Souhaite: Krispy Kremes and Sexy Tiems
Rated: R for language, implied drug use and innuendo.

This is my episode cappage for Je Souhaite.



Okay, so here is my ep cap of Je Souhaite. It's ala the_caps_files, back when they used to do episode captions, anyway. ;)

The quality is kind of poor (both the image quality and the humor) but I didn't want to entirely overwhelm everybody with massive images to download.

Oh yes, and it's completely on crack, but that is part of the goodness of ep capping as an art.

I will also post a fic later today.








































EPILOGUE

Comments

[colebaltblue.livejournal.com]

RFLMAO at the last one.

that's teh ossum!!!

I really enjoyed this! Thanks so much for this amazing summary. I never knew it was REALLY about green sweaters.

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

Oh, baby. It's ALWAYS about green sweaters.

[scooly42.livejournal.com]

FFFFFF

ALL THIS. YOU WIN GIRL, YOU WINNNNN
i trufax lol'd which doesn't really ALWAYS happen with caps.
and the last one lol i always thought that too

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

TY TY TY B-FACE!!
I can't wait to see your EBE-ness. Srsly. Highlight of my day.
Yeah the last one totes like WTF. Maybe she can go work on a radish farm!

[so-vieh.livejournal.com]

WELL I SURE LOLLED MY ARSE OFF, SO YOU MAY WANT TO RETHINK THE BAD QUALITY COMMENT. THANK YOU FOR THE LULZ!!!!!!

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

AW TY TY, YOUR LULZ ARE MUCH APPRECIATED.

[ettabea.livejournal.com]

I MISS EPISODE CAPS SO BAD.
YOU ARE QUEEN AMIDALA OF XFILE CAPPAGE (I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS - IT JUST FLOWED)

HEAD DOWN!!
IT LOOKS LIKE MULDER SMASHED HER HEAD INTO THE GROUND AND NOW IT IS FLATZ.
I HAHAHA'RD SO HARD - I LUVZ IT ALL

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

LOL RE: THE MULDER HEAD SMASH, I KNOW I FOUND THAT CAP I WAS LIKE WTF!! WTF. LOL

THANK U SO MUCH FOR KNIGHTING ME QUEEN. IS THAT WHAT THEY DO TO QUEENS? KNIGHT THEM? ROCK ON

[memories-child.livejournal.com]

AVON HAZ CALLD

I LOLed =D

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

YESSSSSSSSSSS!

[palmaceae.livejournal.com]

It's ala the_caps_files, back when they used to do episode captions, anyway. ;) wait, i thought we were still doing those and it was just a temp break???

ASEXUAL TOOL LOL THIS IS MY NEWEST INSULT NOW.

ALSO LOL @ LAST CAP

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

THE TEMP BREAK HAS BEEN A REALLY LONG BREAK I HAVE NO IDEA IT MAKES ME TEH SADS

TY TY, ASEXUAL TOOL.... IT MAKES PEOPLE CRY, USE IT TODAY.

[colour-mepurple.livejournal.com]

Oh my word, that was good. I loved the Krisy Kremes idea. Hilarious.

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Who doesn't like a good donut?

[scapersuse.livejournal.com]

WIN AND OSSUM-SAUCE!!

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

IF OSSUM SAUCE IS SUGARY GLAZE... SUPER SUPER WIN!

[sangria-lila.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha.

Fuckballs.

I totally am adding this to my cursing vocabulary.

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

You should use it at least once per day.

[greydawning.livejournal.com]

So could you plz plz stop being such an asexual tool

NO

OSSUM. You win so hard, bb XD

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! :) And icon of win. lol.

[petite0red0head.livejournal.com]

Totally adorable. I love starting my day off with a laugh.

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

Glad I could provide! :)

[queensmoot.livejournal.com]

I'VE MISSED EPISODE CAPS SO HARD D:
THIS WAS AMAZING THO XD

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

TY TY. I HAVE MISSED THEM TOO.

[kylie-kawaii.livejournal.com]

IT WAS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA FOR ME TO LOL SO HARD. I'M STILL SICK, AND THE LOLING MADE ME START CHOKING.

BUT I DID LOL MUCHLY BB!

ESPECIALLY AT THIS:

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

BB, YOU NEED TO GET UNSICK LIKE NAO. DO YOU NEED A MAGIC MULDER DONUT??

TY TY. SCULLY HIGH = WIN

[abby-road87.livejournal.com]

I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
This is sooo made of win!!

A sexpert! HELL YEAHZ!!!

Now I need a fic about that :P

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

TY!!!!
And the sexpert idea goes into the fanfic hopper... you never know what'll be pulled out next.

[mangomandie.livejournal.com]

This was OSSUM! I love captions :D

~Mango

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! :)

[tlynnfic.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO! OMG, GENIUS. THANK YOU FOR STARTING MY DAY OFF WITH OSSUM TEARS OF LAUGHTER! TOO FRAKKIN' FUNNY! XD

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

AWWW, TY TY!! SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. :)
ICON TWINS!

[truemyth.livejournal.com]

I hope your fic involves the smearing of jelly donuts all over M&S and then the licking of them off.... and off... and off. Plz, yes, kthxbye.

I've missed your caps, darling!

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!!!! I can assure you it doesn't. So sorry. But ... into the hopper it goes. lol.

Thank you. :)

[baltic-beauty.livejournal.com]

(http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/micro_peep/jesouhaite/?action=view&current=jesouhaite103.jpg)
(http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/micro_peep/jesouhaite/?action=view&current=jesouhaite104.jpg)

***HAWT***

ALSO, OMG TEH LULZ OF THIS:
(http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/micro_peep/jesouhaite/?action=view&current=jesouhaite193.jpg)

OSSUM WORK, BESTIE OF MY SOUL.

ALSO, T/Y U FOR MENTIONING TEH LACK OF PROPER CAPPING AT the_caps_files - IVE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS DISTURBING TREND. WE NEED TO TAKE BACK TEH COMM, YO.

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

I do believe it was a mod decision to cut out the capping, for some reasoning I have yet to figure out, because I loved ep caps really hard and I mean it's called the_caps_files for the sake of the gods.

TY TY TY BESTIE!!! I am also fond of the corn flakes thing lol

[celspi.livejournal.com]

Thank you SO much for this epic caps and comments for JS! :) I forgot how incredibly HOT the two of them are in this episode, plus how Scully is SO PERKY (so this morning post-sex glow) when she comes into the office in the beginning of the episode and does that "who's that" before trying to control her "ahhh" face when zipper-lips turns to her. Plus, the end scene with them totally about to jump each other once the camera switches to the ex-genie at the end. Good grief.. the sexiness of looks exchanged between the two of them, while they are drinking brews is beyond hot. Plu, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell they are drinking. LOL.

Looking forward to the porn fic. :D

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

They're drinking a beer called Shiner Bock (http://www.shiner.com/). ;)

You're so very welcome on the caps and comments. I could go on about this episode for days. I'm in love with it for so many reasons, including all the ones you mentioned. :)

And their sexy drinking looks of win are absolutely AMAZING. ;)

[drtrish197.livejournal.com]

ZOMG THIS IS GREAT!!!!! I SPECIALLY LOVE THE ONE WITH FUCKBALLS AND MULDER'S FACE WITH KRISPY KREMES!!! LMAO
AND ABOUT THE EPILOGUE, OMG THAT IS TOTES WHAT I THINK ABOUT EVERY TIME I WATCH THAT EPISODE!!!! LOL
NICELY DONE!!!!

[riddledfate.livejournal.com]

This is my general reaction to this caps of win:



Also, Mulder as an asexual tool who only wants sexy tiems when Scully wears her green sweater of love???? Bwahahahahaaa!!! YOU WIN, BB! *hands medal*

[baltic-beauty.livejournal.com]

LOL at your general reaction, bb! :D

[bookofsorrow.livejournal.com]

*Falls over from laughing*


MY FACE HURTS NOW FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND TRYING NOT TO LAUGH VERY LOUDLY OMG

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

Mission accomplished! lol. Thank you :)

[eloiseinparis.livejournal.com]

OMG, the part about upgrading the green sweaters to overnight shipping? MADE ME LAUGH AND LAUGH.

This was totally hilarious and just what I needed right now. Thanks!

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy you enjoyed it! :) I'm fond of the whole green sweater arc. lol.

I am running out of compliments for you

[notacrnflkgirl.livejournal.com]

LMFAO



"I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high / I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high"

D.A.R.E. TO RESIST DRUGS, VIOLENCE, AND SEXY TIEMS



A gold star for you, Scully! :D



WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY



Isn't that cute, you're desperate. Awwwww. :')

[newo-fic.livejournal.com]

sorry for the ridiculously late reply, but this is made of the finest crack in the fandom. Seriously much love and many laughs for this!

ETA appropriate icon :-p

[icedteainthebag.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much!!! :) What a wonderful compliment. I don't mind late replies at all. :)